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The Virtual Employee

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:38 -0500

Dilbert and the gang find an empty cubicle to store their old equipment, and they invent a phony employee named Todd to work there. When he is promoted and Wally is fired, they plot to "kill" Todd.

The Gift

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:27 -0500

Dilbert must confront his fears and go to The Mall to get a birthday gift for Dilmom. He meets the mall Tribesman, and finds the gift his mom wants, his long-lost father Dildad.

The Fact

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:35 -0500

Dogbert writes a book with made up facts about Chronic Cubicle Syndrome, and Dilbert creates Shockpants to combat CCS. The pants start killing people, and Dilbert is blamed, but he saves his job.

The Return

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:39 -0500

Dilbert goes to Comp-U-Comp to return his computer, and he finds out the company is run by a big computer. He must defeat the computer in a series of challenges, and Dogbert helps by unplugging it.

The Pregnancy

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:40 -0500

When a rocket crashes into unfertilized eggs, a sperm bank, and Dilbert’s buttocks, he becomes pregnant. He is unaware of the changes going on within him, and is horrified when he gets an ultrasound.

The Security Guard

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:26 -0500

Dilbert and the security guard make a bet to switch jobs for a day. Dilbert realizes that the security job is harder than he thought, especially when he finds an illegal casino on company grounds.

Ethics

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:33 -0500

Dilbert creates an Internet Voting Network for the government that is expected to produce record voter turnout. He is pressured to influence the vote, but remembers a lesson from ethics class.

The Shroud of Wally

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:27 -0500

Wally’s birthday party includes a tablecloth he wipes his chocolate covered face with. The cloth ends up at a self-help seminar, and the members see Wally's chocolate image as proof of his divinity.