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Dilbert: Fact - Minisode

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:07:59 -0500

Bored at work? Watching Minisodes? Maybe it’s Chronic Cubicle Syndrome. Each year, millions of Americans suffer from this condition invented by Dogbert. Now The Boss wants Dilbert to design a cure. Ask your doctor if "Shock Pants" are right for you.

Fact

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:59:49 -0400

Feeling bored at work? Find yourself watching TV minisodes all day? You could you have Chronic Cubicle Syndrome. Each year, millions of Americans suffer from this imaginary condition that was invented by Dogbert in order to make millions. Now The Boss wants Dilbert to design a cure so the company can cash in, too. So don’t wait. Ask your doctor if Shock Pants are right for you.

The Gift

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:27 -0500

Dilbert must confront his fears and go to The Mall to get a birthday gift for Dilmom. He meets the mall Tribesman, and finds the gift his mom wants, his long-lost father Dildad.

The Delivery

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:35 -0500

Dilbert tells the Boss he is pregnant, and the Boss threatens to fire him. Dilbert tries to profit from his situation by selling his story to the tabloids and TV shows, but he ends up getting sued.

The Return

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:39 -0500

Dilbert goes to Comp-U-Comp to return his computer, and he finds out the company is run by a big computer. He must defeat the computer in a series of challenges, and Dogbert helps by unplugging it.

Art

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:28 -0500

Dilbert draws a blue duck on his computer and becomes a famous artist, and the company enjoys huge success. The popularity fades when the Boss embarrasses himself while wearing a duck shirt on TV.

The Pregnancy

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:40 -0500

When a rocket crashes into unfertilized eggs, a sperm bank, and Dilbert’s buttocks, he becomes pregnant. He is unaware of the changes going on within him, and is horrified when he gets an ultrasound.

Company Picnic

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:09:36 -0500

At the company picnic softball game, the Crapulets team from engineering hopes beat the MarketGurus team. The Boss buys discount wieners that are poisonous, and Dilbert tries to impress Juliet.