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BASEketball

Wed, 13 May 2009 17:53:47 -0400

David Zucker directed this slapstick sports comedy starring South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Competing two-on-two against some basketball jocks, goofballs Joe Cooper (Parker) and Doug Remer (Stone) attempt to win by devising new rules while they play. Thus is born the bizarre game of "BASEketball." Rules: Court position decides whether a sunk basket counts as a single, a home run, or whatever; the opposing team can retrieve missed shots. Verbal abuse is allowed. Ditto for gross-outs — or anything to annoy the shooter. The game becomes popular in driveways, so sports promoter Ted Denslow (Ernest Borgnine) proposes a deal to form a pro league. Dallas Felons owner Baxter Cain (Robert Vaughn), hopes to increase revenues with product placements and pro endorsements, but he needs the okay of team owners. Ted dies during the season finals, leaving Cain to deal with his widow Yvette (Jenny McCarthy). However, Ted willed the team to Cooper, who must win the upcoming season or ownership goes to Yvette. Cameos by Bob Costas and Al Michaels. ~ Bhob Stewart, All Movie Guide

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Mon, 11 May 2009 14:21:22 -0400

The most tasteless third graders on television graduate to the big screen, as Trey Parker and Matt Stone expand their animated series with foul-mouthed humor that might breach the boundaries of basic cable. In the small Colorado town of South Park, good-natured Stan Marsh, slightly neurotic Kyle Broflovski, fat and petulant Eric Cartman, and perpetually doomed Kenny McCormick are psyched for the premiere of the first feature film from flatulent Canadian TV performers Terrance and Phillip, entitled "Asses of Fire." The movie is rated R, but that’s not about to stop the boys from sneaking into the theater. However, when the boys' language gets bluer by the minute after seeing the film, their parents and school administrators decide that something must be done. Kyle's mother comes up with the ideal solution: blame Canada. Terrance and Phillip end up in jail for corrupting America's youth, while the Canadian Air Force retaliates with an air strike targeting the Baldwin brothers. The boys soon organize a children's underground resistance force to free Terrance and Phillip before they can be executed; meanwhile, in a sensitive subplot exploring relationship issues, we're permitted an inside look at the domestic problems of Satan and his lover, Saddam Hussein. As on the TV show, Parker and Stone perform the voices of most of the characters, and they also wrote several songs for the film; George Clooney, Minnie Driver, Eric Idle, Dave Foley, and Mike Judge contribute voices. Not to spoil the plot, but rumor has it that Kenny dies. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide

The Life of Lucky Cucumber

Mon, 11 May 2009 13:58:08 -0400

Jackass Number Two contributor Sam Maccarone takes the helm for this no-rules comedy about a documentary film crew and their oddball subject, a cave-dwelling, beer-chugging human oddity rumored to have the most remarkable luck of any man who ever lived. Lucky "Cucumber" Cavanaugh (Dian Bachar) earned his unusual nickname due to the fact that, as a newborn, he bore a striking resemblance to the green garden vegetable. Have these filmmakers finally discovered their key to fortune and fame, or does Lucky’s impossible good fortune stop at his own skin? As Philip (Maccarone), Forrest (Preston Lacy), and Lucky do battle against mental patients, sex-offenders, and gun-toting drug addicts, the only way to find out for sure is to soak in the mayhem and brace for impact. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Team America: World Police - "Action Guy"

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:06:06 -0400

Director of Photography Bill Pope explains how Producers Trey Parker and Matt Stone were able to lure him to the film.

Team America: World Police - "Working With Puppets"

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:04:48 -0400

Creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker explain the obstacles they encountered while using marionette puppets to star in their film.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Sun, 05 Nov 2006 23:41:41 -0500

When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance and Phillip, they are pronounced corrupted, and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.

Team America: World Police - "Hans Blix"

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:04:08 -0400

North Korean leader Kim Jong II has a suprise in store for United Nations weapons inspector Hans Blix.

Trailer #1 for Alferd Packer: The Musical

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:08:51 -0500

The sole survivor of an ill-fated mining expedition tells how his taste for gold was replaced by that of human flesh. more