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Coffin For Starsky

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:58:18 -0400

Starsky’s been injected with a compound of the organic chloride grouping. Even Communications majors can probably figure out that that ain't good. Starsky has 24 hours to live, so Hutch must track down the antidote. Judging from the drool on Starsky's jacket, he'd better hurry.

Hoi Polloi

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:13:12 -0400

Broken bottles, springs on rears, and slaps a plenty! A professor makes a bet that he can turn the Stooges into gentlemen, and brings them to a high society party. The problem comes when they teach the Stooges to dance. This sure ain’t crunking.

The Jeffersons Minisode - Meet the Press

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:33:57 -0500

Schmoozing ain’t easy. That's why most rich people turn to public relations people. Not George. He takes matters into his own hands and tricks a newspaper reporter into visiting his apartment to conduct an interview. Leave it to the pros, guy.

Facts of Life Minisode - Post Christmas Card

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:16:57 -0500

$3000 is a dangerous thing, especially when it ain’t yours. Credit cards get the best of Natalie, and she spends as if she had Blair's bank account. Will a soon to be horribly outdated word processor get the best of her?

Sanctuary

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:58:40 -0400

Sad times when the UN needs help from a shape-shifting jungle woman. A civil war has broken out and violence creeps toward a UN sanctuary. Sheena and Cutter help the ground troops protect the compound. While individual soldiers can be very attractive, war itself ain’t pretty.

Kill Huggy Bear

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:58:21 -0400

Pimpin' ain’t always the pretty picture they paint in the brochures. Sometimes you can wind up in pretty deep trouble. It's a good thing Huggy invested wisely in two cop friends named Starsky and Hutch, and not some sucka fund-matching 401K. Otherwise, this whole mob-robbery thing would be pinned on him.

Omaha Tiger

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:58:19 -0400

Starsky & Hutch belong in the WWF. After a concessions vendor falls to his death at a professional wrestling event, S & H do a little poking around at the stadium. Eventually, they flush out the bad guys and all hell breaks loose. Don’t touch that mouse, because Hutch winds up wrestling "The Omaha Tiger" and this match ain't fixed.

B.M.O.C.

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:00:05 -0400

How can you be too conceited for a highly exclusive club? Willis fails to become a member of a hoity-toity campus club simply because he thinks he’s super awesome. Isn't that a prerequisite? It's like getting rejected from a fraternity because you enjoy drinking beer and doing tremendously stupid things in Tijuana. It ain't fair, Willis.