Britney Spears Crashes The Car

Britney Spears pulled a hit and run yesterday when she banged into a parked car as she was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store. After she hit the parked station wagon with her Mercedes, she screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" She then inspected the damage on her car and ended up leaving the scene without checking out the other car or even leaving a note for the owner. Because that's what you do when you're rich and spoiled and have the IQ of a monkey. Besides, when you're as sexy and classy as Britney Spears, who cares about poor ugly people and their ugly cars? They're all just jealous anyway