Week in Rap 11.13.09 Health reform is half way home, don’t forget it, The house approved a bill, now it’s off to the senate, Republicans didn’t think it was fine, Democratic party partied like 1999, Some things in the news leave me breathless, Like the shooting at Fort Hood in Texas, Obama and thousands paid respects, But it won’t bring those 13 back from the dead, Nearly a third of teens who want to work, Can’t find jobs, it’s kind of absurd, So many people feel poor, even Sally, Lost her job selling sea shells by the sea shore, And Peter Piper went to college and got graded, Now Peter Piper’s back picking peppers and he hates it, Hope he doesn’t have to be pan-handling, At least Obama has a choice in Afghanistan, With four options for the number of troops, Could send thousands or just a couple of dudes, Here’s a piece of advice that’s enlightening, Don’t cross the border of Iran when you’re hiking, Ok? Their government’s not inviting, Instead of “hi,” they might accuse you of spying, It all falls down like the Berlin Wall, It divided a world, it wasn’t that tall, But the wall was a symbol of us vs. them, When it broke up, it made us just friends, Next thing you know, she hit the floor, Shawty got low, low… yeah low but not too close, Because some school dances have kids signing, Agreements that they won’t be bumping and grinding, In South Carolina you can eat grits and peas, But your license plate cannot say “I Believe,” I’m bigger than Big Bird, I know the nerds heard me, I’m singing happy birthday to Bert and Ernie, Holiday seasons coming, I can’t tell though, What’ll be the hot toy like Tickle Me Elmo, Maybe it’ll be a Flocab CD, We already have so many we released, These other rappers are Pinocchios, telling you lies, It’s the Week in Rap, oops, pow, surprise.
Week in Rap 11.13.09 Health reform is half way home, don’t forget it, The house approved a bill,...